Saturday, September 10, 2005

Education.

Of common interest to all 1st year law students as of yesterday has been Section 377 of the Penal Code.

What of explicit bio lessons. fellacio.. cunninglingus.. unnatural sex.

"oral sex must come before natural sex..."

unnatural sex results in more "health problems."

"the * gets inserted into the * "

I wonder if anyone ever got charged for having oral sex NOT preceding natural sex, and it was consensual. how would anyone know that it was or wasn't a prelude to something according to the "laws of nature"? Do the police have a special department that goes around poking their heads into any secluded dark spot watching couples as they go about with their business?

In that case, pray, do pay a visit to the reservoir at my place. I wonder what they would find. Knock on the windows of cars plastered with newspapers, or those parked facing the jungle. Wave Section 377 in their face and I wonder what would happen.

My education in law just got more interesting.

I suppose one has to get a well rounded education in life.
As of supper last night with 4 guys, my education level has just jumped a notch.
What would a night out with ah tu be complete without teaching her how to complete sentences. Progressively.
And even after our spur of the moment decision to drive to pasir ris park from upp thomson, there were attempts at giving me a Pavlovian-like education.

Step 1: *poke* the rabbit and watch her do a little jiggle and squeal.

Step 2: *poke* the rabbit and say out loud "poke" at the same time

Step 3: *poke* the rabbit from both sides and say out loud "poke" and make sure there's no way of running away. ie. in the car

Step 4 do not *poke* the rabbit. Just say "poke" and watch her jump.

Step 5: progress on to sms-ing /msn-ing *poke*

And thus, concludes my education for the week.

wen at 3:07 PM

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